Cannon Operator Pillows

"FORE!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Husband bakes a pie

Police film evidence

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Crane fishing

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You know damn well what noise!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Printers

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"I think it's from accounting."