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"FORE!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Husband bakes a pie

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Crane fishing

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You know damn well what noise!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Printers

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'