Cannonry Pillows

"He was a man of high caliber and we will all miss him greatly."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

"FORE!"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Well this is awkward.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

The Royal Hussars

"I'm retired now"

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

Drone Falconer

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

"Another miss, sir."

From the Summer Manoeuvres.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Light Artillery

Falconry

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.