Missile Operator Mugs

"Guess I'm having one of those days."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Police film evidence

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Thermidor Dali

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"FORE!"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"I think it's from accounting."