Desk Job Dragon Gifts

'Here, There, Neither Here Nor There.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Commutobile

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Scapegoat of the Year

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Inkwell Genie.

Whack, Out of Whack.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Cut and Run

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'