Door-to-door Salesman T-Shirts

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

At Death's Door.

"I got three orders today, 'get lost', 'put a sock in it' and 'drop dead'!"

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

"Wow, that's a new one to me! How do you spell it?"

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Welcome Mat Factory - No Soliciting

"Sorry, but I never buy anything from, 'cold callers'."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

No Soliciting

'Do I 'eck as like want you to clean my windows - why d'you think God sends the rain down?'

'This is a switch. He's selling life inusurance!'

'Don, are we interested in a consumee's protection plan?'

Fair Warning.

'These encyclopedias were printed in 1948, sir -- nothing about AIDS, Iraq, George Bush, O. J. Simpson, Hillary Clinton, Rush Limbaugh....'

Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.

Thanks for the offer, but we have no use for a fridge in this household...

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

"I keep forgetting dear. Is it vampires, or Jehovahs witnesses we're not supposed to invite over the threshold?"

'As I was saying, with this product...'

'May I call you 'Wally'?'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'Jack lost his job as a door-to-door salesman. He went through 7 cases of samples before ringing his first doorbell.'

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

How about this - I'll leave some literature, you think about our conversation, then you decide later if you'll join me in marriage.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Larry's used art

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'