"Sir, I've got an unbeatable argument that will convince you to buy my products. His name is Victor."
Door-to-door Prospector Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the resilient and spirited personality of a door-to-door prospector? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items perfect for those who chase opportunities with determination. Whether they’re into humor, motivation, or unique decor, find the perfect token of appreciation that celebrates their pioneering attitude and unwavering dedication.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
A word from James Cameron. . .
You are here
'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'
"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"
"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"
"Trepanning for gold"
"No religious nuts!"
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"He'll talk you to death."
'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'
"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
"I'm trying to find a new element."
'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'
"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"
"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'
'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'
"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."
'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'
'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
Wagon
'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'
"You're closer. You get it."
A comment on the Gold Rush.
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
How to find gold.
'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'
'Why don't you just invest in gold?'
Door-to-door Prospector Gifts Collection
Door-to-door Prospector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that pay tribute to the perseverance and humor of door-to-door prospectors—perfect for their morning coffee or motivational moments.
Door-to-door Prospector Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with pillows featuring designs inspired by the pioneering zest of door-to-door prospectors.
Door-to-door Prospector Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that celebrate the go-getter attitude of prospectors—motivational and witty artwork for every explorer.
Door-to-door Prospector T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the adventurous spirit of prospectors—ideal for those who wear their passion for discovery with pride.