Part-time Pospector Gifts

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Trepanning for gold"

'I'll do half of it.'

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Wagon

How to find gold.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"Do you mind?!"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"You're sitting in my place!"

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"I found her in town. She's a real gold digger."

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."