Door-to-door Prospector Pillows

"Sir, I've got an unbeatable argument that will convince you to buy my products. His name is Victor."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

You are here

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"No religious nuts!"

"Trepanning for gold"

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"He'll talk you to death."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

A comment on the Gold Rush.

"You're closer. You get it."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

Wagon

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

How to find gold.

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"