Modern Prospector Pillows

Weird things I do because of the internet

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"Who can we call?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

You are here

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Trepanning for gold"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Gadget freak.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Tunnel Mural

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

Wagon