Bookish Giants Pillows

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Reading in the family.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Building Books.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

I like a good whodunit.

Pathology.

William Blake.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Edna O'Brien

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"Shh, too much racket."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

Coffee Table eBooks.

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'