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Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Marcel Proust

Reading in the family.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Saul Bellow

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

Anna Burns

Pathology.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Edna O'Brien

'Camilo José Cela'

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"Shh, too much racket."

Coffee Table eBooks.

Sergio dreams of being broke.

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"