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"Accepting change involves more than changing the 'Managing Change' meeting to next month!"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

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"Uh-Oh..."

When Engineers Crack.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

"I think you might need to start again."

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

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'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"