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"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"You want your advertising budget small, medium or iconosized"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Final words on gravestones.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

We're polishing our brand.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

A man stealing another person's ideas

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