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"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"You want your advertising budget small, medium or iconosized"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Final words on gravestones.

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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"I believe in consistent branding."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Media Darling.

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

A man stealing another person's ideas

Branding Consultant

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

We're polishing our brand.