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"This one."

Woman asks: 'And what do you do?' Man's placard reads: 'I'm in advertising.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'To survive we have to be seen, to stand out from the crowd...'

Perception

"He's still defining his brand."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Son, you need to grow your brand.'

Branding Consultant

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

The MBA Draft

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"