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"When resources are limited we need to think 'outside the box'....we need to maximise potential returns from our shared skills portfolio..."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'How fast can you hype?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

If nobody had invented graphics

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

' A new idea '

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Your ad here!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

The sunglasses.

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'I was headhunted.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'