Creativity Guru T-Shirts

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Roget inventing the Thesaurus - "Roget, it's wonderful; amazing; incredible, but where do you get the idea form?"

'Let's explore our options.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

That's my special effects guy.

' A new idea '

The Doorway to Ideas

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

If nobody had invented graphics

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

The sunglasses.

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Your ad here!