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Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Am I the first one here?'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

Time Clock

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'