Periodic Table Fan Gifts

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Dmitri Mendeleev: 'At the St Petersburg conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side...'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'Elements' sports team

Elements

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Knights of the bedside table.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Top Hat

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Frozen Fish

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.