Periodic Table Enthusiast Gifts

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

An infinity pool table

Table Of The Elephants

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Elements

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Elements' sports team

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Steerforth and Mr. Mell

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

The elements of surprise.

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

My mum likes watching costume dramas.

Maid

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

"Since he retired I like to keep in handy around the house."

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

I'm number one! I'm number one! 1 H Hydrogen. 26 Fe. 8 0. Hydrogen is number one, but it's a lightweight. My little buddy and I are a solid important element. We even have an age named after us - the "Iron Age"? But we need to watch out for H2O molecules. They give us a reddish-brown rash! Let's start calling them "Rusty"!