The elements of surprise.
Periodic Table Punster Gifts
If you're shopping for a periodic table punster, look no further. Our collection features clever, humorous gifts that highlight their passion for chemistry and love of wordplay. Perfect for science enthusiasts, these items bring a dash of wit to any space or wardrobe. Whether for a student, teacher, or lifelong science lover, our designs are sure to get a smile and spark conversations.
Table Of The Elephants
'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'
'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'
'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'
'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'
"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."
Gas station
A-Hem! I'm still singing here!
'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'
Math Jokes
Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:
"Enough helium makes laughing gas."
...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.
Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!
Time and money on a seesaw are equals.
Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'
"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"
'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'
Baby Grand Larceny
The Stand-up Petrophysicist...
Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'
Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!
67 79 97. I thought they'd be more vigorous. I said they're "primes," not "in their prime." 30.
Bureau of statistics and probability
"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."
Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'
Adults only (for plants)
Math Dept. I can't move my hand to indicate "Hello" anymore. You mean your wave function has collapsed?
'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.'
"No, I took my coffee break before coming in."
'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'
'You're fired Jenkins! You're just not getting in early enough!'
'He learnt it all from a book - 'Play Like Boris Becker'.'
"Congratulations! You're my first patient who has succeeded in projecting hs schizophrenia onto the couch!"
Periodic Table Punster Gifts Collection
Periodic Table Punster Mugs
Explore our collection of clever pun mugs for every chemistry enthusiast who loves a good laugh with their coffee.
Periodic Table Punster Pillows
Add a touch of humor to your home with pillows featuring funny periodic table puns for the science lover.
Periodic Table Punster Prints
Bring scientific wit to your walls with prints that showcase clever periodic table jokes and charming element art.
Periodic Table Punster T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for those who enjoy clever science humor and want to wear their love for chemistry.