Periodic Table Punster Mugs

Start their day with a dose of science humor! Our periodic table pun mugs feature clever element-based jokes that make every coffee break a witty adventure.

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Table Of The Elephants

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'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.' mockup

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!' mockup

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.' mockup

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum." mockup

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

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'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family' mockup

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

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A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

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Gas station

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Math Jokes

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Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of: mockup

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

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"Enough helium makes laughing gas." mockup

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

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...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists. mockup

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

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Time and money on a seesaw are equals. mockup

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

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"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!" mockup

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

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The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

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'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.' mockup

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

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Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?' mockup

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

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Baby Grand Larceny

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Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg! mockup

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

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Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'

Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.' mockup

Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'

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Bureau of statistics and probability mockup

Bureau of statistics and probability

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"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating." mockup

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

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Adults only (for plants)

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Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.' mockup

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

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'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'

'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.' mockup

'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'

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'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.'

'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.'

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"No, I took my coffee break before coming in."

"No, I took my coffee break before coming in." mockup

"No, I took my coffee break before coming in."

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'You're fired Jenkins! You're just not getting in early enough!'

'You're fired Jenkins! You're just not getting in early enough!' mockup

'You're fired Jenkins! You're just not getting in early enough!'

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"Congratulations! You're my first patient who has succeeded in projecting hs schizophrenia onto the couch!"

"Congratulations! You're my first patient who has succeeded in projecting hs schizophrenia onto the couch!" mockup

"Congratulations! You're my first patient who has succeeded in projecting hs schizophrenia onto the couch!"

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"I though Adams was supposed to be a jogger? He's late for work and he isn't jogging!"

"I though Adams was supposed to be a jogger? He's late for work and he isn't jogging!" mockup

"I though Adams was supposed to be a jogger? He's late for work and he isn't jogging!"

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"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?" mockup

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

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"Remeber I said I'd make sure our savings lasted as long as we did..."

"Remeber I said I'd make sure our savings lasted as long as we did..." mockup

"Remeber I said I'd make sure our savings lasted as long as we did..."

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Periodic Table Punster Mugs Collection

Periodic Table Punster Pillows

Add a touch of humor to your home with pillows featuring funny periodic table puns for the science lover.

Periodic Table Punster Prints

Bring scientific wit to your walls with prints that showcase clever periodic table jokes and charming element art.

Periodic Table Punster T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts designed for those who enjoy clever science humor and want to wear their love for chemistry.