Periodic Table Mugs

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Table Of The Elephants

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Boom and Bust

Renaissace Music Lovers

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

Psychotic mood swing.

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

Seemed like winter would never end.

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Elements

'Elements' sports team

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

'You forgot our anniversary, but you remember his birthday?'

The elements of surprise.

They waited as Allen tabulated how much the meal had cost per bite.

Beware of the 4th Quarter

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

I'm number one! I'm number one! 1 H Hydrogen. 26 Fe. 8 0. Hydrogen is number one, but it's a lightweight. My little buddy and I are a solid important element. We even have an age named after us - the "Iron Age"? But we need to watch out for H2O molecules. They give us a reddish-brown rash! Let's start calling them "Rusty"!

Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, atomic number 26. Sometimes the periodic table of elements seems like high school, full of cliques and gossip. Hydrogen and oxygen atoms spend lots of time hanging out together while elements like Argon and Radon are loners, never bonding with others. Gold, Au, and Silver, Ag, are the rich elements, but I honestly think iron the the most popular. I can't believe iron thinks "rusty" is a term of affection!

Raining chemical elements.

King Arthur and his Knights of the Periodic Table

Dmitri Mendeleev: 'At the St Petersburg conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side...'

"Not to rain on your parade Smedly, but root beer cannot be added to the periodic table as a new, super heavy element..."

It only happened to her for three days of the month.