Periodic Table Knight Mugs

King Arthur and his Knights of the Periodic Table

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Table Of The Elephants

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Toastquest!

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

'Elements' sports team

Elements

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

Airport Joust.

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

'My name is John and I'm a workaholic!'

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Beware of dog.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.