Periodic Table Enthusiast Pillows

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

An infinity pool table

Table Of The Elephants

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

Elements

'Elements' sports team

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

Steerforth and Mr. Mell

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

My mum likes watching costume dramas.

Maid

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

"Since he retired I like to keep in handy around the house."

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

'You ate the centerpiece, clodpate.'