Periodic Table Lover Pillows

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

An infinity pool table

'The knights are drawing closer'

Table Of The Elephants

Victorian Gentleman

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Jane Austen

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Knights

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Finding Bigfoot

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Let them eat cake!

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Ground score!"

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Nell in a faint

A Macaroni in 1773

John Wycliffe

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.