Periodic Table Fan Pillows

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Dmitri Mendeleev: 'At the St Petersburg conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side...'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'Elements' sports team

Elements

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Radiator jazz player

Knights of the bedside table.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Top Hat

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Frozen Fish

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."