Flexible Schedule Fan Pillows

'Let's not go by the book.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Step aerobics

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Weather forecast.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'You get 12 sick days, 14 vacation days and one get-your-s***-together day.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"Mine works flexitime too"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.