Repetitive Rhythm Fan Pillows

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Radiator jazz player

Big Newspaper Delivery

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The evolution of triathletes.

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Elements

'Elements' sports team

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

Secular Holy Days

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Need any electricity generated?"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

Alberich

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

Newton discovers gravel...

Wake up and smell the coffee

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."