Repetitive Rhythm Fan Pillows

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Big Newspaper Delivery

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Secular Holy Days

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

Elements

'Elements' sports team

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Need any electricity generated?"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"He's come out of retirement!"

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

Alberich

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

Newton discovers gravel...

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

Wake up and smell the coffee

The wrong suit