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"After 60 years I was expecting some job security but he was just toying with me."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Santa does a keg stand.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Santa's wash day.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

The Salivation army.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Happy New Year!'