Frequency Fan Gifts

Doppler: coming and going.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Romantic Violinist.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What old school? This is my life."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Step aerobics

'You've got lot toe!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Snake with headphones.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Flautist

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Wake up."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'