Factory Settings Fan Gifts

"We have an exceptionally loyal workforce."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Mine's camper."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Shoe Whore

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Happy Xmas

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Street Musician

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Maraschino, Inc.

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."