Model Fan Gifts

America's Next Top Baby

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Caliologist

People and robots

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"