Scale Model Fans Gifts

A small man under a giant microscope.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

"Takes years of me..."

Maraschino, Inc.

Bottle Battle

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Scranton the Ride

Model Shop

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

America's Next Top Baby

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"This pose is murder on my back!"

Virtual reality platform.

Life Drawing Class

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."