Synthesizer Fan Gifts

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.

Romantic Violinist.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Photosynthesis? How lazy can you get?!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Folding Container.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Michail Glinka

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Blues Night.

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Claudio Monteverdi

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers