Fragility Fan Gifts

Fragile box.

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Music to their ears.

Step aerobics

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Caution Fragile

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'