Fragility Fan Gifts

Fragile box.

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Step aerobics

Music to their ears.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Ballerina and the light switch.

Caution Fragile

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."