Disaster Resilience Fan Gifts

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Desert Island Mishap

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

It's all gravy.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Reinventing myself.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

A shark swims into a desert island.

Singing in the rain...

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

Flood Ready Cows

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

'This is the place, Fred!'

Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.