Disaster Resilience Fan T-Shirts

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

It's all gravy.

A cock up of builders

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Reinventing myself.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

A shark swims into a desert island.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"I knew you'd come!"

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Flood Ready Cows

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

'This is the place, Fred!'

Diploma from the School of Hard Knocks