Disaster Response Fan Gifts

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Saving the leaf.

Daft Buggers Rescue

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

Flood Ready Cows

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Yippee! I'm right!"