Waterproof Gear Fan Gifts

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Swinging

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

421AD...north east Italy

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Mountain Bike tracks.

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Noah's Ark slugs.

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Complaints: 'Yes?'

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

Taxi

The Invention Of Insurance

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

'Let's wail!'

Betty liked to use safety glasses