Waterproof Gear Fan Gifts

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swinging

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

421AD...north east Italy

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Noah's Ark slugs.

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Mountain Bike tracks.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Complaints: 'Yes?'

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

Seems like overkill, Bob.

Taxi

The Invention Of Insurance

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

'Let's wail!'