Flood Prevention Fan Gifts

421AD...north east Italy

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I can see our house from here."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Fire Assembly Point

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Honey, wake up

Chelsea flower show sewage

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Noah's Ark slugs.

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Master Plumber

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'