Flood Prevention Fans Gifts

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

A Hole in the Dike

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

421AD...north east Italy

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Chelsea flower show sewage

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

'It's the plumber ... '

Master Plumber

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Noah's Ark slugs.

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'