Flood Insurance Fan Gifts

"You've been so busy with your boat that you let our flood insurance expire, Noah."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

First aid in mountains

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

421AD...north east Italy

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Malpractice Problems

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Noah's Ark slugs.

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

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Singing in the rain...

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

"I knew you'd come!"

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Flood Ready Cows

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'