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"You've been so busy with your boat that you let our flood insurance expire, Noah."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

First aid in mountains

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

421AD...north east Italy

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Malpractice Problems

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

Noah's Ark slugs.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"I knew you'd come!"

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

Flood Ready Cows

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'