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421AD...north east Italy

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"We'll always have Paris..."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Fire Assembly Point

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"I wasn't dead yet."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Chelsea flower show sewage

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Noah's Ark slugs.

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Master Plumber

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'