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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Bath Bonfire

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

421AD...north east Italy

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"I wasn't dead yet."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.