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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

421AD...north east Italy

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Is the light bothering you?"

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

Traveller's Luggage.