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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Noah's Ark slugs.

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

A Cumulonim-bus

421AD...north east Italy

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"I wasn't dead yet."

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'