Flood Fan Prints

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Noah's Ark slugs.

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"I can see our house from here."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

A Cumulonim-bus

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

421AD...north east Italy

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

Honey, wake up

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?