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"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

A Hole in the Dike

"We'll always have Paris..."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I can see our house from here."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

421AD...north east Italy

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Chelsea flower show sewage

Honey, wake up

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Noah's Ark slugs.

Master Plumber

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'