Fraud Prevention Fans T-Shirts

Internet conmen trick cash from customers.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'It's an old work injury.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

Godzilla's Security Question

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

'Thank you, Congressmen, for appearing on 'Face the People'. May the best funded man win.'

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

'A job like that would drive me bananas.'

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

Feed the kittens

"Mmmmm. Gouda."

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

Anti-Fraud Drive.

"Hail fellow! I prithee, a moment of your time ..."